Score: 5

"Terrible Controls"

submission: T E T R I S ' D: The Game

date: October 20, 2009

Cool concept but a control setup like this just hurt.

Why is wall jump a seperate key? Why is there even a key for grab and roll? Both of those could have been build into the WASD with some smart coding and felt unnecessary and cluttery.

Score: 5

"Bug test it."

submission: Mario-Combat

date: December 3, 2008

Seriously, I'm not sure how you can play through this still and not run into half a dozen glitches.

Hitting space multiple times on doors.
Wall jumping off STEPS.
Glitching bowser into the wall and spaming A.
Bowser glitching you with fireballs and you instantly die.

Talent is there, the time and effort was not.

Score: 5

"Couldn't stand it."

submission: Newgrounds Tetris

date: November 21, 2008

Not original and nothing special. Learn to make a proper play button so I don't have to click the text EXACTLY.

If I wanted to play tetris, I would play it somewhere else. Giving it a newgrounds theme doesn't do anything, it's still tetris.

Score: 10

"WAT? NO"

submission: Wild Missingno. Appeared!

date: November 21, 2008

THIS CARTOON DID NOT GIVE MISSINGNO THE JUSTICE HE DESERVES.

Score: 0

"I hope Nintendo sues your ass."

submission: (Twisted) Cooking Mama

date: November 18, 2008

Seriously, animals don't have feelings and if they did I don't fucking care because they taste so god damn good.

Score: 10

"I wanted to skip the preloader"

submission: The Greatest Idea Ever!

date: November 17, 2008

But you wouldn't let me.

Score: 10

"Solid Game"

submission: Mastermind: WC

date: October 8, 2008

I went in going, "Meh it looks alright, whatever I'll try it for a minute" but it was totally worth it. Played for about an hour and my only complaint that it was just "Too Easy". The second I got to the moon base the game just became complete easy mode.

None the less the humor, the design and the overall presentation makes this one of the best flash games I have ever played. Bravo.

Score: 6

"Dude I have a G15 keyboard"

submission: Punch Tom Out

date: October 6, 2008

Shit doesn't work well ;_;

Fancy none the less but boxing games just get boring so quickly for me. By the time you learn the controls and how to play you are already sick of it.

Score: 6

"ugh"

submission: Co-operation

date: October 2, 2008

Doing every level TWICE because I have to bring my buddy with me is just boring. Neat idea but execution could have been way better. It was challenging or difficult just kinda stale gameplay but with a neat concept.

Score: 6

"Meh"

submission: Power Star 4

date: September 29, 2008

I have no idea why you tried to string a plot together with this. The whole thing was average, a lot of talent is present but no originality.